I looked very hard at Saratoga today but there was no sight of Ashton Kutcher.  Rod Serling couldn’t have been there, but I certainly felt his presence.  Someone must have changed the horses numbers around because I didn’t have a clue about picking winners.  Longshot after longshot found the winner’s circle and my betting system crashed harder than a virus ridden hard drive.  Only listed 3 winners, one on top and collected on just one double.  No pick 3’s and no exacta boxes.  Not even close!

Please, someone tell me it was all a big joke before I try to tackle Friday’s card.  I guess the only person laughing is the dragon.